Chair

All the performers out there can't get enough of me.
They just want to put butts in me, or on me.

I'm sorry. I don't mean to be crude.
I mean to be smooth and sturdy, a supportive support structure.
Give you rest after a hard day's labour.

All of my men are your leaders -
place me at the head of a table and you'll see power.

You'll FEEL power while I help your posture.
Place your gluts firmly on me,
but don't fart,
please.